Me (giving empty electrolyte supplement to my wife to carry back to the kitchen): I had foot cramps in the night last night.
Jackie: You had [mumble mumble]?
Me: Foot cramps.
Jackie: Oh. Okay. That makes sense. I thought you said foot prints.
Me: You mean, like foot prints at a murder scene?
Jackie: I hadn’t thought of that. I was thinking maybe muddy footprints on the carpet.
